FOOMTHEMES

joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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localbandnerd:

turning-anchors:

Remember when my band director thought this was so hilarious that he made us re-create it? I was in band and on pomline and my boyfriend was in band and on the football team and the drum major was my super morman friend. yeah. good times. lol

Your director is my hero.

shire-or-not-to-sherlock:

luhans:

lyukai:

niktheawesome:

forzabarca:

sweetheartcrisis:


Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …

um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre

Un, dau…

It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…

yksi, kaksi…

один, два…

một, hai…

I’m not sure how this works.
isa-

一、二,三、四。。。

ett två tre fyra

philippines and japan stop omg

Üks, kaks


Satu Dua Tiga Empat

Wowzers

один, двА 

one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either


THE LAST ONE KILLED ME

shire-or-not-to-sherlock:

luhans:

lyukai:

niktheawesome:

forzabarca:

sweetheartcrisis:

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …

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um, dois, três, quatro …

Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre

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Un, dau…

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It’s not a very good one.

uno, dos, tres, cuatro…

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yksi, kaksi…

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один, два…

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một, hai

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I’m not sure how this works.

isa-

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一、二,三、四。。。

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ett två tre fyraimage

philippines and japan stop omg

Üks, kaks

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Satu Dua Tiga Empat

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Wowzers

один, двА
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one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…

i don’t get it either

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THE LAST ONE KILLED ME

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

Update (07/11/14): This blew up and there were a lot of comments on the post and people messaging me to ask what happened. Since I’m not a runway model, I decided to ask one. I asked Kayley Chabot (whose résumé includes more than 100 shows in the four fashion capitals) if she had ever had to deal with uncomfortable shoes during fashion month, and here’s what she told me:

"The shoes are undoubtedly the worst part of fashion month. I’ve gone down the runway as my feet have been bleeding and torn apart from ridiculously small shoes. Almost every show I’ve ever done, the shoes have been much too small, either cutting off circulation and molding your foot to the shoe, or blisters and blood everywhere. Generally at the end of fashion month, I don’t recognize my own feet. They’re covered in blisters, cuts, everything. So yes, all of our feet look like that by the end of the month! (If a girl’s eyes look rather glossy during a show, she’s probably holding back tears.)”

So there you have it. Runway modeling may seem like a walk in the park, but it sounds like it can be a pretty excruciating, blister-filled walk.

iguanamouth:

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this owl at first glance though

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pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
Hear me out Disney

rememberingwalt:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Instead of a frozen ride, perhaps a house of mouse restaurant that has live entertainment, character dining and shows classic Mickey Mouse cartoons.

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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*